(Source: docmartn)
Apocalypse Averted
- 6yr old: Daddy who are the Texans playing today?
- Me: The Atlanta Falcons.
- 6yr old: Do the Falcons want to destroy our world?
- Me: We'll... um... I guess in a sense they do.
- 6yr old: How are we going to stop them?
- Me: If we can score a few points and then hold them on defense I think we can win.
- 6yr old: This sounds like a job for the Special Teams.
